Dermits Land Goalie Dan Vladar, Send Anthony Mantha to Noxen in Reported GWEC First

The Dillsburg Dermits wanted a starting goalie, and they got one. Dan Vladar heads to Dillsburg, while Anthony Mantha goes to the Noxen Inbreds, according to ESPN's transaction log from October 4. GWEC's ice-side reporter, relaying word through the commissioner, calls it the first trade in league history. The same reporter says Dillsburg went shopping for a starter and proposed what the reporter described as a "grimey meatball of a player" to Noxen. Noxen, the reporter added, is a fine home for grimey meatballs, and both sides are said to be happy. No word on whether the meatball comes with a side of Mantha's goal totals, but Noxen appears to have ordered it anyway. The deal is accepted, with processing scheduled for October 6. The Dermits fill their crease. The Inbreds get a skater with a reputation for finding the net. Everybody eats.