Greasy Wombats Epic Championship
Technical thrillers, fake sponsors, basement glory, and stat crimes filed before breakfast.
3 issues filed under suspicious journalism
The debut Rink brings Breadbois paper-mache fumes, Rico the Trash Panada mascot eating Longhorn, Dermits dynasty panic, the Stickticklers skipper stair incident, Hunlocks facility medical horror, a Puckin Pranksters heater, and the original cry for an editor.
The debut Rink brings Breadbois paper-mache fumes, Rico the Trash Panada mascot eating Longhorn, Dermits dynasty panic, the Stickticklers skipper stair incident, Hunlocks facility medical horror, a Puckin Pranksters heater, and the original cry for an editor.
BIG NUT arrives as GWEC's Silk Almond Milk sponsor before the issue swerves into an FAA raid at HQ, Stacieah and the Greasy Wombats saving New Year's Eve, John Cleese cave confusion, cordinum ice cave dwellers, Rebekah Lewis' butter-snatching arrest, and Week 16 standings.
Gary "The Goalpost" Johnson takes over as editor, explains his mostly-reading platform, and immediately covers Glizz Blankenship's writer strike, open-flame wax melter grievances, the Butter Snatching Bandit sequel, the butter cow uprising, Week 20.5 standings, and one exhausted plea for Glizz to come home.
7 rink fights / Oct 7, 2025 / fantasy points, allegedly
Presented with suspicious confidence
Noxen Inbreds is making noise on the top shelf while 7 matchups remain within five points. The paperwork desk has 0 moves on the clipboard.
Noxen Inbreds and Pvckin' Pranksters are the current stress test, separated by 0 points.
Noxen Inbreds is perched on the top shelf at 0-0-0.
The fax machine is quiet. Too quiet.
ESPN recent transactions / refreshed on page load
The Rink desk pulled the ESPN sheet. No recent roster funny business came through the fax.